Ep 1 script

PART 1

PART 2

Scene switches to Sword and Screw.

Sword: Hey Screw, look at this!

Sword uses his blade to cut a coconut.

Screw: You think that’s good? Take a look at this!

Screw stabs herself into a “coconut”, causing it to spew milk all over her and Sword.

Sword: Uh, Screw? You just stabbed Milk Carton.

Milk Carton: *dies due to milk loss*

Screw: Oh. That explains the taste.

PART 3

MEANWHILE...

Black Circle: I’m telling you, I’m not stupid!

Picture Frame: Yes, you are.

Black Circle: GAH, shut up!!

Target: Why don't the both of you stop this dumb drama?! All of this over a dumb coconut.

Picture Frame: Target, no one said you could be in this. And Black Circle you should shut up, you're nowhere near as perfect as I am, with my straight sides.

Target: What if just what if I told you no one was perfect?

Black Circle: But I am a perfect circle!

Picture Frame: Here we go again...

Target: That is not what I meant. Why are you guys even arguing over a coconut anyway?

Black Circle: Well, Picture Frame is telling me that this coconut is a sphere, when it is obviously a circle like me!

Picture Frame: Why are you called that anyway? You’re a sphere, just like this coconut!

Target: Picture Frame is right. I am a circle, not you!

Picture Frame: No, you’re just a really short cylin- you know what? You are right. All of you are circles.

Black Circle: Oh, so you admit I’m right? I knew it!

Soft Tyre Compound: How about this, since we're spherical objects, we become friends and you all can be quiet? I been listening to your stupid argument for a while and it is really irritating.

Picture Frame: Sure, whatever.

PART 4

HOURS LATER...

Candy Paint: Hey, hey, hey, Spray Paint!

Spray Paint: Hi...?

Candy Paint: Do you wanna be friends?

Spray Paint: Uh, I dunno, we barely know each other.

Candy Paint: But we have so much in common!

Spray Paint: And what is that?

Candy Paint: Uh, paint?

Spray Paint: Oh, sure! We can be friends.

Flamingo Plush: Uh, don't you think its pretty wrong to only be friends because you are similar objects?

Spray Paint: Do you wanna be friends then?

Flamingo Plush: ... SURE! Let's include Coffee Cup in this friendship too!

Coffee Cup: Wait, why me?

Flamingo Plush: You are the only other person here. *camera zooms out to show that there is nobody else close to them*

Coffee Cup: Oh, i guess you--- have a point.

Candy Paint: So?

Coffee Cup: Umm, sure I guess.

Candy Paint: YAAAAAAAY!

PART 5

Oreo: Hey, Star Ball.

Star Ball: What do you want?

Oreo: I bet you can’t jump off this cliff

Star Ball: Well, I can.

Star Ball jumps off the cliff and pops

Oreo: Okay, my turn!

Oreo jumps off the cliff and cracks

Oreo: Ow.

Wrapped Butter: This is why you shouldn’t jump off cliffs.

Oreo: Ok, I won’t do it again.

Wrapped Butter: Good

Wrapped Butter walks away

Dandelion: Hey Oreo, do you want to jump off this cliff with me?

PART 6

Water Balloon and Lava Tile get recovered

Lava Tile: I’m back.

Water Balloon: So am I!

Lava Tile: I am glad that we have this MMRC (Master Master Recovery Center)

Water Balloon: So am I-

Lava Tile: You should shut up

Water Balloon: Okay..

Water Balloon walks away

Paper Lantern: Hey guys, whats going on?

Lava Tile: Nope

Lava Tile walks away

Paper Lantern: Aw.

Milk Carton gets recovered

Milk Carton: I can't believe Screw just killed me for no reason! I am so going to get revenge on her.

Paper Lantern: Uhh, I don't think that is such a good-

Star Ball and Oreo get recovered

Star Ball: Oh, you died too?

Oreo: Yeah... Let's not do that again.

Star Ball: But what else can we do?

PART 7

Bandy: Hey BG.

Broken Glass: Oh, hey.

Bandy: This is kinda weird since we are by the same person.

Broken Glass: Yeah, anyways, what do you want to do?

Bandy: I don’t know.

Sewing Machine: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Bandy: Me and BG are trying to find out what to do.

Sewing Machine: Hm, lets play with this bucket I have!

Broken Glass: Seems boring.

Bandy: Yeah

Sewing Machine: I guess I’ll just leave you guys to be bored then.

Sewing Machine walks away

Bandy: Now what do we do!

Broken Glass: Nothing, I guess.

PART 8

TBC